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I'm a housewife + a skank. I bake cupcakes but I'm not afraid to fight for what's right. I'm often censored because the things I say are painfully true. I would never ever intentionally say something to hurt you though, unless you're seriously pissing me off.

I LOVE b-grade horror. I love anything that's really horrifically lame. I love ridiculous amounts of gore although I hate movies where thigns JUMP at you. That's much worse than someone chasing someone else with a chainsaw.

I hate spoilt brats who get everything handed to them. I hate schoolchildren, especially packs of them congregating in buses or on the queen st mall. I hate nightclubs full of drunken fagstronauts. I pretty much hate people who are too full of what is going on in their own lives to see the otehrs beside them who need their help. I'm usually the person breakign my back to help people for absolutely nothing.

I'm sickeningly optimistic about everything ((If i wasn't me, i'd want to pucnh myself in the face sometimes)) but I'm really bad at blaming everything on myself. I work too hard to keep everyone happy. I'm getting tired of people who expect their bad behaviour to be accepted while not tolerating other's social issues. I fight for every little thing I have, and I don't ever give up until I want to.

I think the word VOMIT is hilarious.

I think I'm addicted to the Koffin Kats. Is there some sort of support group for this?

I'm pregnant, about 4 years too early. Lol. If it's a boy it's going to be named Vincent, if it's a girl, Edison. I'm always tired and I get cranky really easy. I hate leaving the house because people make me burst into tears. I'm not enjoying this!

I'm afraid of Dentists + have a toy cat that goes with me everytime I have to go by myself. Once I got a cool xray at the dentist tho. I refused to take out my septum ring so they just xrayed me with it in. Looked So Damn Cool.

I live in A mexican House and think fake moustaches are awesome.

I don't get jealous very easy at all, but sometimes i get insecure with why i'm actually here at all. If someone makes me insecure about myself, I eventually figure a way to turn it all around and use it as a big shove to get moving + do something fantastic.

I'm sick of people being predictable :: "Ewww you have a rat", "Ugh you don't brush your hair", "You drink too much", "Damn You're Hot" ((hahah!))

oh! Oh! my favourite::

"ID please"

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Call me Buddy
Call me Buddy · 15 projects
I think every one should have a bio like that i get so disappointed when they don't have them
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Panda-Goes-Rawr
Panda-Goes-Rawr · 5 projects
Have to say I love all you tutorials Happy so awesome Tongue
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Lundora
Lundora · Kokkola, FI · 8 projects
Aww your blog is not open anymore. Happy

Just wanted to tell you that I really like your projects and style! Happy That little boy of yours is adorable.
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Nancy!
Nancy! · Shawinigan, Quebec, CA · 64 projects
We have a lot in common... but me I love dentist.. i don't know why...! loll anyway!
I really love your projects!
take care!
ha! and yes i think fake mustache are cool too Happy
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Thera Joyce
Thera Joyce · Chandler, Arizona, US · 57 projects
I love your face way more!!!!
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Alicia C.
Alicia C. · Las Palmas de Gran Canaria, Canarias, ES · 6 projects
Love u like my version of your boots ^^
Great Projects!
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Lizbeth The Zombie
Lizbeth The Zombie · Moreno Valley, California, US · 8 projects
Hahaha there should be a support group!!!! i dont know how many times ive seen them.They were the first psychobilly band i fell in love with♥♥♥♥ i rearranged my schedule at work soooo much just to go see them!!! love your projects btw.
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† Wayward Deer †
† Wayward Deer † · Oklahoma City, Oklahoma, US · 7 projects
could you post a how-to for your tutus
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Rachel L.
Rachel L. · Brisbane, Queensland, AU · 14 projects
Hey
i think we hav alot in common..
i was jst wondering if you were interested in swaps of handmade craft and / or supplies? im in south brissy
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Cassandra*
Cassandra*
diy or die Happy
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xXkrystalXx
xXkrystalXx · Bellflower, California, US · 1 project
U SEEM LiKE AN AWESOME PERSON ... THANKS FOR THE ADD.. LOVE THE STYLE, HOPEFULLY TEACH ME A FEW TRICKS ;)
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DIS.AR.RAY
DIS.AR.RAY · Las Vegas, Nevada, US · 32 projects
THANK YOU for introducting me to Koffin Kats! I saw your profile and you seemed pretty cool [YAY judging people by a paragraph of words, but I do, so oh well] and I figured you might have good taste in music, and I saw some of the bands you listen to which I like, but I haddn't heard of Koffn Kats, so I took a listen and I LOVE THEM! THEY ARE AMAZING... Its like... Me... turned into music... lol. Happy I love it!


SO thanks for that, and I love your projects! Happy
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Noayak
Noayak · Igualada, Catalunya, ES · 3 projects
I love your clothes!
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michelle G.
michelle G. · Antigonish, Nova Scotia, CA · 1258 projects
well I will look it up. I really love those pants you made
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Sugarlishes
Sugarlishes · Fort Hood, Texas, US · 136 projects
your projects are friggin awesome!!! Happy
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Tosh
Tosh · Melbourne, Victoria, AU · 11 projects
your clothing is beautiful and your awesome, but hey after all you are from Australia. x
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*scout nubbies*
*scout nubbies* · Chino, California, US · 7 projects
awesome clothes Happy
yer pretty
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FrolleinKram
FrolleinKram · Las Vegas, Nevada, US · 132 projects
Sweetie, you definitely ROCK! I LOVE your creations! <3
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AttackCat
AttackCat · Boca Raton, Florida, US · 35 projects
You're clothes are so great!!!! LOVE UM AWL!
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michelle G.
michelle G. · Antigonish, Nova Scotia, CA · 1258 projects
love your clothes. Awsome
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Dolly
Dolly · 26 projects
Hey there. (:
I think you're way rad.
Friends? XD
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Cat Morley
Cat Morley · London, GB · 1373 projects
Thanks for the add xo
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