Think outside the box Q&A!
I challenge you to think outside the box.
This should get our creative minds working LOL...
Here's how it works;
I'll ask a question.
The next person answers my question, and asks a new one.
Here's the catch; you must not give the obvious or correct answer.
You must think outside the box, be creative, and come up with something clever!
Here's an example;
If I ask: "Why do dogs bark?"
The answer could be: "Because long ago they used to rule over the cats, and since the cats were so stubborn, they had to bark to make them listen!"
Get it? I hope? LOL...
Here we go!...........
Q: Why is the sky blue?
In the dinosaur era there was this one name Big Momma who loved the blue oceans but hated the red skies. So one day she left her tribe and no one ever saw her again till 3 days and 3 nights later the sun rose high above the clouds and saw the sky was no longer red.It had became a beautiful blue hue. The stories were recorded and passed on till dinosaur could talk to the cave ppl for them to color it on their magical caves. It is still said today that Big Momma climbed the highest mountain to get to the heavens carrying blueberries and blue blossoms to paint the sky blue.
How is toothpaste made? lol
Its millions of shells ground up into tiny little bits. Then they add a little bit of minty flavored water. And a little magic toothpaste fairy puts them in the tube.
Where do rainbows come from?
one day a fairy called matilda needed to get to her friends house across a big river, but the bridge had collapsed.
she commissioned [sp?] a builder to build a new bridge, but when it came to deciding what colour it should be painted matilda couldn't decide which she liked best. so the builder painted it with stripes of all the colours that he had, thus creating what would later become known as a rainbow.
why do we have cakes on our birthdays?
It leads back to an ancient Egyptian tradition when on someone's birth, they were dipped in emu eggs, sugar, butter and self-raising flour (yep, they had that then). Every year, they would celebrate the date of their birth by mixing together a tiny section of that original birth mix and baking it in the hot son. As the years go on, the mixture would get steadily worse and worse, which is now echoed in the way that cakes get less exciting as you grow up.
Where do babies come from?
(wow you guys are awesome at this! LOL... yay!)
A: Babies come from sugar and spice... every time a lady eats sugar and spice together, it turns into a baby... the sugar makes the baby chubby and cute, and the spices make their little heads smell so sweet... and their bums smell so bad! lol...
Q: Why do birds fly?
Brids fly because they love to dance but their legs are too short. So they use their wings to soar high and twirl about
u forgot to ask a new question, hon!
oh I did!
How do computers work?
A: Inside every computer, there is a small colony of "bits n bytes". These are teeny little fairy folk (VERY nerdy ones... think fairies with pocket protectors and thick glasses... seriously.)... who live and die for their homeworlds (read: computer that they live in). Every colony is divided into several families, and each family is responsible for making sure a certain part of the computer system runs smoothly. When two systems that did not work together before suddenly work beautifully, you know that two of your little bits n bytes have gotten married. Every time you add new hardware, they all magically have babies and create new families to run those items! Every time your computer crashes, it's because one of the elderly has passed away. Every time your computer catches a virus, it is really a fairy plague running thru the colony of bits n bytes.
(clearly... i have too much time on my hands right now. LOL)
Q: How do you make a sandwich?
A. You make a sandwich by taking two peices of bread and putting in the sandwich machine. The machine takes the bread and the filling and layers it for you.
Q. What makes a ball bounce?
Well, little known fact, balls actually are rock bits that came from the planet Cuto Utan D. keep. The gravitational force there works BACKWARDS [which is why they flew from the planet]. Whenever they get to closed to the ground, the gravitational force [going backwards] repells them. They do not leave the earths surface because their backwards G.F. isn't as strong as our normal G.F.
If you look JUST CLOSE ENOUGH, you can see that the balls don't even touch the floor.
Why do water bottles have nutritional facts on the bottle?
A. The nutritional facts are a secret code to the secret money stash located in a Swiss bank account. Whoever decodes its can grab the stash.
Q. Why do stars twinkle?
A:You will never find the answer, untill you realize... There is no star. [5 points to whoever gets the reference ] [I was going to ask where babies came from, and I thought I was being clever, but then I look up and THERE WAS KK Just intime to steal my awesome, lol] Q: Why do they put brail on the number pads at Drive Through ATM's?
Hehe sorry Diss, it had to be done.
What you don't know is that that isn't brail. Once you touch those bumps, a screen is revealed which plays the secret ending to Fight Club in which the minions of Project Mayhem create a time machine which takes "Jack" back to the point at which Tyler Durden was first created and it is revealed that "Jack"'s father left him so that "Jack" would go on to create Fight Club and then Project Mayhem, and when his father was going arounf setting up franchises he was doing this. But "Jack"'s Tyler misunderstood and tried to blow up the credit card companies, when really the plan all along was just to go to Florida and play golf. The end.
Why are women meant to be skinny?
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