Think outside the box Q&A!

[yay i have magic shampoo!]

lipstick is actually all those dried-up bottles of red paint. the cosmetic companies take the dried paint and separate them into different colors: red, black, etc. Then they blend and liquefy one color at a time, then pour it into the lipstick holder thingy, and wait for it to set.

Q. What is on the inside of a die [dice]?

A. a whole universe. In fact that's where we are right now.... ooooh.

Q. why is water wet?

It used to be dry, but it bought some Garnier mosturizing shampoo, and accidentaly used too much, so now it's eternally wet

Q: Why is CSI so creepily addictive?

CSI is so creepily addictive because there's actually subliminal messages incorporated into those graphic thingies that show stuff like how markings were made on a bullet as it left the barrel of the gun, so every time you see one of those it's actually the makers of the show telling us to keep watching or the world will come to an end.
therefore without realising, we become addicted to it because we don't want to die...


why are children always sticky?

A. Childern are coated with candy floss, thats why they are sticky

Q. How do they make movies?

A: they don't! the truth is little fairies live in your TVs. you are actually watching them play with their puppets. Unfortunetly the fairy population is is droppiong dramatically because of the evil pixies. Pixies want to take over the movie industry so they are making us want to buy flat screens, that the faries can't fit into with all of thier puppets. Soon, after all the tube TVs are gone; the pixies will take over and then all we will be able to watch is Sports Center and the Pee Wee Herman show.

Q: Goofy has a son named Max.... Who is Max's mom????

A: Max's mom is actually Minnie Mouse... you see... she and Mickey broke up for a while, and.... well... she'd rather the general population not know about her little indiscrepancies so... she swore everyone to secrecy. Mickey doesn't know because he was overseas for a year. Shh, don't tell him.

Q: Why do princesses, queens, kings, princes, etc... wear crowns?

Royalty wear crowns because the points can actually activate a protective shield around them in a sticky situation. This is especially useful when the ruler is not so great, and very much disliked by his/her people. They just activate the crown and viola! Instant protective bubble!

When it comes to bears and other animals..... what REALLY happens during hibernation?

they go on space missions and talk to aliens. they also go scuba diving

Q: Why do they give us 1,000 notecards at the beginning of every year, even though they [the teachers] know we wont use them?

Kids thinks glue is marshmellow liquid

question

why do we ask questions?

We ask questions not because we need to fill our brains will knowledge, but because if a day passes and nobody asks a question then the world will burst into flames. So ask someone at least one question a day just in case.

Why do snails/turtles have shells?

Well, everywhere they went, people kicked them out. They try to get apartments, but the other tenants and the landlord would always get mad because of the slime snails would leave.

Being tired of always being kicked around and never finding a home, they decieded to create their own homes... carry them around on their back. EUREKA! It worked.

So, shells.

wait...no question.

OK answer to no question is ....................................................n.......o.....t.......h......i...........n...........g

question:

how do we make potatoe chips

ACK, oops. Sorry. Desi for teh loose

anyway. Potato chips


well, we get some poor kid's named tate. We look at each of their toe's, and whoever has frost bite we take off their toes

we slice them up, fry them, and bag them

how'd they get their name?

Poor - po'
Tate-tat
Toe-to


=potato
THINK ABOUT THAT NEXT TIME YOU OPEN SOME LAYS!

What are fingernails for?

Fingernails are for gathering dirt, they are like tiny shovels.

Q. Whats the real meaning of xmas?