Think outside the box Q&A!

180 replies since 19th November 2008 • Last reply 19th November 2008

They're actually dancing all the time! They love to dance!

How do iPods work?

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Hehe, dancing chihuahas...

Truth is, no one knows how they work. It is a closely guarded secret at Apple, to the extent that the factory where they make the iPods is in the very heart of a wild desert, in a huge fortress patrolled by mountain trolls and giant desert dragons.

Why are old pennies not shiny?

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A:because pennys when first made are full of magic. as they grow older they loose all their magic, hence the phrase:"find a penny pick it up all day long you will have good luck"

why does fire have tints of blue in it sometimes?

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A: When a fire has no blue tint they are vibrant and full of energy. When they have the blue tint it means they reallllly need to use the little volcanoes room or they need some pants. >.<

Q: Why in some pictures taken, do i have red eyes??

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OMG! Sorry, the post above is mine. O.o i forgot i was logged in as my mom. Opps....<.<

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A:Because you have the devil in you.

Q:Why are gnomes, trolls, elves and faeries the most popular answer?

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A: because they are the only proper answer in most cases and since only creative people can see them, only we know how things truely work...lol!!

Q:Why does every groom find it neccessary to shove cake in the brides face at the reception?

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A: This is his idea of giving her a taste of the sweet life!

Q: What is Time?

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LOL this is fun

A) Time is actually figment of our imagination. Without having the metrics of time, we would not be able to cope in our daily lives. On recognition of this we would then explode?

Q) What is the purpose of clothing?

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A) Clothing is the tectonic upper plate of planet you. It has a wonderful ecosystem which vaires depending on whether the predominant mineral layer is igenous (nylon), sedimentary (felt) or metamorphic (polycotton blend). Without your day-to-day movements under this layer, the tiny little Clotharians who live on the fluffy surface would be homeless and their delicate and highly advanced civilisation would suffer inevitably collapse. The Clotharians worship the BWV (Blessed Watery Vortex) and believe that once in every lifetime they will swirl around and around in a watery whirl, to return with their souls clean and sparkly-white.

Q) Which cheese is best and why?

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A: Gouda is it says it right there in the name! LOL

Q: how do coke tabs pay for to medical procedures?

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A: by confusing people into giving them money to explain what coke tabs are.
or by going to the end of a rainbow and getting the irish dwarf thingies gold.
(and @bec: time is an anthropomorphic personification, the mom of that guy from terry pratchett's thief of time. she loved wen(or something, read the book, its fun^^) the eternally surprised. )

Q: what makes the flower sprigs on fabric look so pretty?

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A. it's because the fearie folk have been weaving all night wearing night goggles so they don't get eye strain from the bright colours

Q. Where does the fluff under my bed come from?

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oh, its easy: under your bed lives a really fluffy yeti and its mama. everynight before goin' to bed, the mama combs the yeti's fur with a cookie. then, she takes of all the hair of the cookie, and makes a nice cup of yeti&yeti's cookie dough icecream with cooked cookies out of it. she then puts the cookie icecream in the fridge inside your pillow to keep it for times without food. and the hair becomes the fluff under your bed!

why is it so if you make something for someone you like, it turns out so cute you actually don't want to give it away anymore?

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A. Because another you in an alternative reality got to keep it!!!

Q. Why does someone always knock on your door when you've just got in the bath?

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