want to kill some time? :)

I stole this from a friend on myspace & thought it'd be fun for everyone to do... see what they end up with Happy

Go to urbandictionary. com and type your answer in.


Put one of the definitions down as your answer.





1) Your name?​​
crystal -

nick-named "crystal meth" because people easily get addicted to her sense of humor and sexiness, she is a blue-eyed mexican with glow-in-the-dark nipples who knows how to party. she is always in heat, and can be lured to bed with geraniums and crunchy shrimp-tempura rolls.
she can be spotted tearing up the streets of SD with her friend V and other celebrities of the like, but she has the power to vanish into thin air... so keep your cameras ready!
"OMFG was that crystal meth?! i am obsessed!"
"are her nipples glowing?"

haha


2) Your age?
21 -
The age at which one is finally considered human.


3) One of your frien​ds?​​
nana -
A slang word used to describe a female or her vagina.

she would die if I told her that. lol


4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​
getting a life -
getting a life isn't defined yet.

oh well...


5) Favor​ite color​?​​
pink -
the former "girls'" color
now worn by confident guys
Only girls can wear pink.
No, real men wear pink.


6) Homet​own?​​
london -
The Capital of the world, only rival New York. Incorporates the best of both Europe and America. Unlike in New York the Tube stations are Clearly signposted. Unlike New York the streets are all squigley and it is really really old. South of the river Thames is a mythical land that those on the North talk about in nervous whispers, but it actually isn't that bad and is fast becoming the only place in the city besides cardboard boxes that is affordable to live in. Stand in the middle of the Millenium footbridge and turn around in a 360 degree circle. Go on the London eye. Don't visit the London Dungeons. Go shopping on portabello road, or in Camden, not in Covent Garden. Go to the opera in Regent's park, and to speaker's corner in Hyde park on a sunday afternoon. Trafalger Square in the evening, Leicester square at mid-day. Karl Marx and Charles Dickens are buried in Highgate cemetary. Ealing is queen of the suburbs.
All of life is there.

I chose that because the part about south of the river is so true! lol


7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​
March -
Month in which creative, layed-back, dreamy, cool people were born.


8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
Tom -
The man who created what will become the destroyer of the earth, better known as the addictive website MySpace. He is blamed by literally millions of people whenever an "unexpected error" occurs. Once enough (important) people become addicted to this site, society will become perpetually late and collapse in a horrendous, fiery explosion of death, destruction, and doom.


9) Where​ are you right​ now?
Bedroom -
The room in your house where you sleep and keep your clothes. Bedrooms usually have a closet in them.


10) What is your mood right now?
Meh -
This is a universal, non-commital answer to every question ever posed. Its the answer that deosn't actually give any answer

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1) Your name?​​
You know me as Sug/ar real name is Christy

Sugar-
A really cool friend!

Christy-

a cool, smart, fair, kind, often sexy, boss
Being at work was something to look forward to working for a christy.



2) Your age?
29
the age at which most women stop aging (or so they say!).

(lol so true, i will be 29 again next year woot.)


3) One of your frien​ds?​​
Kt -
The person most likely to get drunk at a party and give your grandma a lap dance.(lol sorry kt, this dictionary is hilarious)




4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​
Working-
A term to describe the tedious and boring indentured servitude that most people are forced to endure to get money. Generally, not a pleasant experience.


5) Favor​ite color​?​​
Red-
Red- the color of anger...madness!


6) Homet​own?​​
Killeen-

Town next to FT.Hood where there is nothing to do at all except eat because there are a bajillion restaurants and thats it.
Hey man ever hear of killeen? i hear all the poeple are fat cuase there aint shit to do but eat. LOL

A place where people's car payments usually equal more then their house payment, ghettoness is seen as respectable, all the houses look EXACTLY the same, the mall is scary, there are 20 billion places to eat but every one of them is always packed because there's nothing better to do, and the locals feed off enlisted Army members and their families like parasites.
"So I was in Killeen yesterday, and I couldn't get over how ghetto it was"


7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​
June -
The month the hottest people in the world are born.
DAMN! i'm hot i was born in june!

8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
Mom -
Woman who is convinced she is always right, never makes mistakes, nothing is her fault, and that you're never good enough.


9) Where​ are you right​ now?
living room -

A room in which people sit around in when they're bored at their house.
Generally, there is a tv, and one or more couches.

10) What is your mood right now?
Creative-

The act of coming up with an idea to solve a problem. The problem may be given to you or you may have created the problem, thus being truly creative. Creativity is a valuable commodity when it is very strong, when weak it is something that people think they have but never really show. Creativity is the mother of invention and the Mothers of Invention were creative. If you wonder about it's worth, think about Velcro and how it's inventor got the idea by looking at thistles.


that was fun!!!i love the whole ubandictionary thing !!

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1) Your name?​​
Rebecca -
the smartest,prettiest,most fun loving,joyfull(gay)person, that everyone wants to be around


2) Your age?
22 -
The age after 21 where you realize you still have another 3 years to get your shit together


3) One of your frien​ds?​​
Chris -
a douche bag homo that sits in his room all day beating off to cartoon porn and playing video games

(I told him I looked up his name and he said "Thats... very innaccurate...")


4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​
I don't know-
A phrase that people use sometimes when they're too lazy to explain anything.


5) Favor​ite color​?​​
Rainbow-
When the lipstick rings from several girls are left behind on a guys "woodie" from commiting the act of "you know" several times within a short period of time.


6) Homet​own?​​
Middlesex-
A small town located between Bound Brook and Green Brook New Jersey. This town is full not only only of guidos but STD's as well. These are a bunch of snotty white kids who's heads are so far up their ass they can't see what they're doing.


7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​
November -
The most popular form of rain when getting married to a hot and sexy rockstar.
(Hehehe)
The best month of the year! Snow, getting ready for Christmas, celebrating thanksgiving & havin thanksgiving break!


8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
Nicky-
to pull a nicky means that one dances on the dance floor for a bit and then spontaneosuly jumping on the floor to perform an excellent wave


9) Where​ are you right​ now?
My room -
the place where YOU (and only you) go (alone most of the time.) for various reason. to.
escape the bratty little siblings constantly asking you questions
escape the parents constantly naggin you to do something.


10) What is your mood right now?
Blah -
a word commonly used to describe an emotional state in which the person feels a sense of having no hope; usually during a deep depression.



@__@ Wow

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1) Your name?​​
Tara-Drop dead gorgeous. Used to describe the most amazing person you know. Legendary.
Wow, you are so tara.


2) Your age?
24-
24, The Jack Bauer Power Hour. The most entertainment you can stuff into a single day. Full of twists, turns, violence, and Elisha Cuthbert.
I had all kinds of work to do, but I decided to watch 24 instead.


3) One of your frien​ds?​​
Becka- more generally; one of the hottest girls you know but can never have.
That girl is such a becka, I wish she'd notice me.




4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​
Cleaning-
v) The act of shoving everything in a closet and calling it decent.
"I'm cleaning my closet."
"Where are you shoving all your stuff then?"
"My room."
"Ah."

5) Favor​ite color​?​​
Pink- slang reference to the vagina
im gonna get me some pink



6) Homet​own?​​
Las Vegas- American excess at its most excessive



7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​
December- The month in which the hottest women are born.
That girl is FINE! She must have been born in December.


8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
Dad- The parent that takes the most shit. Sure, if you had a shitty father, then go ahead and bitch, but not all of us did. Some of us had great fathers, who really loved us, and weren't assholes. Honestly, if you could see how much damage a mother could do to one's self esteem, you wouldn't even place so much blame on "dear old dad"
Dad: "Oh, nice. I spend all my life to raise a family, and buy them a house, and then my wife divorces me, and takes the house that I paid for, and my kids, so she can go off with some other man, and treat my own children like shit. But at least I got a tie for Fathers day, that makes up for everything"




9) Where​ are you right​ now?
Office - adjective: a term accidentally used by a certain Philadelphia radio star in place of the word "awesome".
Example sentence: "Man, that movie was AWESOME!"
New and improved sentence: "Man, that movie was OFFICE!"



10) What is your mood right now?
Bored-
What you probably are if you're looking this up.
Get off the computer and do something interesting!


LOL! I will, I'm going to buy a new craft book today! YaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaaY!!!!!

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Rena -
The best, prettiest, smartest, most awesome person in the entire universe!!!!!YAY!!!!!

2) Your age?
16-
Legal age for fucking in the UK.

3) One of your frien​ds?​​
ethan
a person who has A.D.D and a very good vocabulary. they can hold converstations with a tree stump for several hours. Can also be stupid and idiotic.Is unaware of his or her surroundings.

4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​
sleeping, its kinda late

1. Sleeping
To masturbate furiously in your room while praying that your grandma doesn't come in.
GET OUT GRANDMA! I was sleeping.
Those were sleeping noises grandma.

2. sleeping
a mystical kind of magic which sends u to an alternate plane of existence in which the magical gremlins give u pro plus


5) Favor​ite color​?​​
black
1.Darkness, a dark colour, the colour of this text is black.

2.A race - The black race can range from African american to polynesian.
1. I own a black car.

2. A black person stole my car.


6) Homet​own?​​
chesapeake

It is a relatively quiet, prosperous city, with 7 (soon to be 8) school districts, and it is growing rapidly. The crime rates are lower than in the surrounding cities, and the people tend to be happier.

People from Chesapeake tend to think all other cities (except some areas of Virginia Beach) are not safe.

In regards to nightlife, you must drive to Norfolk or Virginia Beach if you want to go out at all because there is absolutely nothing to do.
I grew up in Chesapeake, and I thought about moving to Norfolk so I'd have something to do at night, but I was afraid I'd get shot. So now I just commute.



7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​
may
cool; sexy; hot


8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
randy
Overly excited in a sexual manner. See also horny


9) Where​ are you right​ now?
in bed
Phrase used after reading a fortune cookie. Helpful when wanting to get laid.
"You have very good skills and exceptional talents" in bed.



10) What is your mood right now?
meloncholy
A gloomy state of mind, achieved after eating a copious amount of fruit.

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Killing time before the boredom that is parents evening at college haha.

1) Your name?​​
Izzy:
a bin woman. not a woman that empties bins but a woman that has been thrown into a bin or has fallen into a bin.
"she was so drunk last night she went to put her cans in the bin and turned into a complete izzy"


2) Your age?
18:
The day your life officially ends.
"I turned 18 and life still sucks, except I have more responsibilities."


3) One of your frien​ds?​​
Chris:
A kid who is always up to party and have a good time
"Dude, I don't wanna go to that party unless Chris comes."


4) What shoul​d you be doing​?​​
Revision:
Probably what you should be doing right now...
Instead you come here to procrastinate.
"Hmm I need to revise, hell lets look up revision at urbandictionary to waste some time."


5) Favor​ite color​?​​
Blue:
The hue of the portion of the visible spectrum lying between green and indigo, evoked in a human observer by radiant energy with wavelengths of approximately 420 to 490 nanometers.
"The sky is blue."


6) Homet​own?​​
My actual hometown only had a definition for somewhere in Alabama, so...
London:
The most schizophrenic, multicultural, cosmopolitan and straight-up brilliant city you'll ever visit.
'When a man is tired of London he is tired of life; for there is in London all that life can afford." - Samuel Johnson, 1777.


7) Month​ of your birth​day?​​
October:
The name of U2's second album. It is one of their many, many amazing studio creations.
October is U2's worst album, but it is better than all of the MTV rap hip hop shit that we see today.


8) Last perso​n you talke​d to?
Kat:
It means to steal something. Usually not used in a 'I'm gonna walk into a shop and nick a choccie bar' context though.
'She kat my layout'
'I never kat anything'
'She tried to kat my pictures'


9) Where​ are you right​ now?
My room:
the place where YOU (and only you) go (alone most of the time.) for various reason. to.
escape the bratty little siblings constantly asking you questions
escape the parents constantly naggin you to do something.
your piece of privacy
"this is MY ROOM. get the f out."


10) What is your mood right now?
Happy:
One of the seven dwarfs... the cheerful one.
I rear-ended a car at lunch today. The driver gets out and, OMG! he's a dwarf. He comes up to my car and declares, "I am NOT happy!!" So I said, "Okay....So which one are you?"

Cruel, but I found it funny lol

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