23 year old lover of cooking, creating, gardening and Scrabble. I am a faux-suburban housewife, meaning, I live in suburbia, but I curse, own chickens, strip off my clothes for money and get drunk with friends. I like to play loud music, especially Jenny Owen Youngs and Regina Spektor. I love House, Dexter, Firefly and every stereotypically nerdy show. I sing loudly and badly. I always look on the bright side of life and only look at the dark side to contrast how bright the other side really is. I flip off speed cameras, ride motorbikes (usually at the same time) and like to see how long I stay on one wheel. 45 seconds. I eat kosher because I'm a Jew and I am a model because I'm bad at being a Jew. I have bright red hair because I like looking innocent when I'm not and I like pinching girl's bums and then yelling at my husband for doing it. I like pinching men's bums and then yelling at my husband for doing it. I'm a mischeif maker, a chocolate maker and a homemaker. I am quirky, I am not boring, and I love irony, but I don't like people knowing that. Ironic. I smell like sage and thyme and puppies. I wash my hair with baking soda and my dogs with shampoo. I eat organic and local and free-range because I like food. I don't eat chips and pizza and lollies because I like food. I like colour. I like lack of colour. I am me.

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kathleenserene · U.S. Air Force Academy, Colorado, US · 40 projects
So I was looking at your baking soda/vinegar shampoo how-to and noticed that you do, indeed, have AWESOME hair which led me to these questions: what color was it originally and what hair dye product do you use? I've been looking for the perfect red for my dark brown hair and have yet to find it. I'm thinking about just using Kool-Aid and calling it a day... =D
jonesy · Cheshunt, England, GB · 58 projects
haha, i know! and you haven't even faved it! Tongue