(Note to the Stupid: Bio contains sarcasm and exaggerations. Why? Because I'm funny.)

Katerina Campbell was born in Midland Michigan, to two college students. Her parents moved to Jersey when her dad got a job that payed more than minimum wage, and lived there ever since.

Kat was always a weird child. She liked bats when the other girls liked puppies and kittens, her barbies came from space and took down evil empires instead of making babies with Ken (While seeing G.I Joe on the side...The skank) and she had a secret laboratory in her room. (Well, ok, it was a Microscope and a telescope...I never finished that doomsday device...No it just sits there, collecting dust) She was always the weird kid, but it's probably for the best.

Now she currently about to enter her first year of community college, in the blind hopes that after two years she can move out.