There is nothing to eat in my kitchen because the cabinets are filled with art supplies. I write books and host TV shows and eat candy and watch TV and make art all day long. I love my life and wouldn't change a thing except for my addiction to sugar and glitterizing objects that have no right to sparkle....like my remote control for the TV. I craft in my boxer shorts and collect scissors and make everyone around me make projects when they visit. I don't like watching home makeover shows because I work on them and other than that, if you bring me a donut, I will be your best friend. Oh, my super hero name is Crafticron and I wear a quilted cape and can fly....but that is a secret.

Crafticron OUT!