About

I try to be a leader and not a follower but I don’t know where the hell I’m going. So far, I’m a party of one. If you’d like to follow me, I will provide the snacks. Celery anyone?

Do you know those little signs in hotel rooms that have a picture of a hanger with a circle and a line through it? I collect those…those and novelty socks. Soon, I would like to take up a collection of money.

Bossy people bug the hell out of me, yet I am one of them. Individuals that can’t make up their mind test my patience, but I can’t decide whether I want to cuss them out or just ignore it.

When I go outside, all the neighbor cats come running to me. Just for fun, I will sometimes chalk on them. Don’t worry people! The chalk is non-toxic. They look so much more beautiful when they are blue and pink and green. These cats don’t seem to mind either because they still like hanging out. No cats were harmed in the writing of this paragraph.