Skins

Kubrick is my god!

There's some art thing about him in London fairly soon, I'm considering going

even if it was just some nose hairs on a plinth I'd love to go

Haha aaw, bless you x

Skins was rubbish.

I forgot to watch the new series. It will be repeated only the first episode anyway. When the adverts for the first series were about i thought it looked really good which is weird because it's like a soap for kids our age, dramatised versions of the truth and one of my mates was like 'I'm not watching that people getting drugged up and shaggin about wow really original' sort of thing but he loves it now, I thought it was alright. People I know at the moment aren't really like that but like to party but a group of friends I had 2 years ago were exactly like skins.

Everyone I know who watched it last night said it was crap. But they got excited cause a guy from college (who also went to my primary and secondary schools) was in it, laughing at Tony or something? I dunno.

SPOILERS


Probably, everyone was laughing at Tony. Although there were more people laughing at Maxxie.

Anyway it was full of dance scenes. Like it started with Maxxie doing some contemporary dance rubbish in a church and I was so frustrated. It lasted for ages too. If I wanted to watch dance then I'd go to the dance theatre. But I don't, so I'm sitting home watching Skins.

And then it had that awful bit with Tony's little sister sitting on the special toilet and playing with buttons that I assume squirt water up at you and she was going "oooh" and it was just annoying! I don't want to see a girl pleasuring herself. I don't want to see anyone do that, and I especially don't want to see her doing it whilst acting really badly and obviously. I was cringing.

It got a little bit better for a while, but then they massively exaggerated a bit with Anwar trying to be ghetto, and then Tony who was supposed to be all week and half paralysed or whatever managed to find a ridiculous amount of strength and threw a television at a mirror. Yeah, LIKELY.

And then my god, the dance party. Like there's going to be a rave in the middle of nowhere with loads of fantastic lighting effects (like mad good) and loads of speakers and just about every teenager in Bristol there, and then with 'Posh Kenneth' MCing. I hate Posh Kenneth. No-one is both really posh and really ghetto. Just nobody. I'm a bit posh and people just laugh at me when I talk about hiphop (rarely) This kid in my English class today decided to tell everyone he saw me freestyling outside a kebab shop on saturday night. I swear my English class had never heard anything so funny in all their lives (although shockingly they believed him)

AND ANYWAY yes there was a ridiculous amount of dancing in that. It wasn't even impressive dancing like in the church, it was just teenagers jumping up and down. THAT'S NOT ENTERTAINMENT.

And then Maxxie gets attacked by a bunch of homophobes, only it turns out one of them is gay so they kiss and then they have sex. Great, so there we go- it is true, all gays do is have sex, make cakes, and dance.

And then there's a 'lovely' bit at the end where Maxxie teaches Tony to write again. Tony, who a few seconds beforehand couldn't even draw a straight line, suddenly after Maxxie tells him to "close his eyes and feel the rhythm" (or whatever) can miraculously write his first name, and my god, his surname too. ASPIRATIONAL TV.

The awful thing is, although I've just written an enormous rant about how awful it was, I'm well aware that next week, I'll be watching it again, and then ranting about it all over again. I just can't help myself.

You need help my dear.

I heard about the bit with Maxxie having sex. I thought that was fucking disgusting. AS IF you would sleep with someone after they like beat you up. It's stupid. It's just keeping the myth alive that all gay people are sexually promiscuous

What's up with Tony, I'm watching it now don't get what haaappened!

Ive never even heard of skins! I must live in a cave or something

nah its a british tv programme, doubt it will ever be out over there

I thought it was because I lived in stupid North Dakota where its always cold and has no hills.....

lol! Skins isn't that great really, depresses me a bit cuz they are always going out and stuff!

PS Tony got hit by a bus. It was hilarious. He was on the phone to michelle, he just told her loved her, and then he walked out into the middle of the road to try and get signal and he didn't notice the enormous bus driving toward him, and the bus didn't make any effort so slow down
just went SMACK

and then dead tony started singing.