Quotes

I am doing a project, where I am trying to find good or funny quotes. I figured, "Who else to ask but the most creative people I know?" Please help! I lack the creative intelligence to come up with any on my own!

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7 replies since 13th October 2011 • Last reply 13th October 2011

all the funny quotes I know are in spanish... and if I translate them they are not funny anymore Happy

sorry~

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If you goto pinterest.com and just type in funny quotes you'll get tons! Other than that I can't think of funny ones off the top of my head!

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My boyfriend told me one today that was "'Use the force Harry.' said Gandalf." Another one that is kinda gross that was written on a bathroom wall at the factory where he works "Here I sit so broken hearted. Came to poop, but only farted."

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I'm doing a 365 days project with Quotes.
Most of my quotes I find at quotegarden.com like this one:

'I don't have enough middlefingers to tell you how I feel'

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These are all good websites, I've checked them out. Thanks for all your help, so far!

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"Twilight lied.
If your boyfriend sparkles, he's really not that into girls" ;P

"If a new pair of shoes can change Cinderella's life, just think what could be achieved with the matching hat & handbag"

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Cute!

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