Happiness can be found, even in the darkest of times, if one only remembers to turn on the light. ~Steven Kloves (screenplay), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore

In dreams, we enter a world that's entirely our own. ~Steven Kloves (screenplay), Harry Potter and the Prisoner of Azkaban, 2004, spoken by the character Albus Dumbledore

If you want to know what a man's like, take a good look at how he treats his inferiors, not his equals. ~J.K. Rowling, "Padfoot Returns," Harry Potter and the Goblet of Fire, 2000, spoken by the character Sirius Black

Cauldron bum
Son of a banshee
Swish and flicker
Valdemort's nipple
Dragon bogies
Expecto petronads
Rabble rousers
Jiggery pokery
Blast ended skank
Broomhead
Hagrid's buttcrack
Leprechaun taint
Unicorn turds
Muggle f**king troll s**t
Floppy wanded dementor buggerer
Flop doodle
Dobby's Sock

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