Charlotte. Nineteen. Not American. Likes pie, just like Obama. Nursing student. Jobless. Extremely shy. Scared of adult responsibilities. Lazy. Constantly makes excuses for her pathetic life. Powered on instant coffee. Negative by default, but can become blindingly optimistic at times where it is not really advisable. Slightly insane. Occasionally displays trademark fangirl traits which she has probably inherited from her mother, who has an infatuation with Kevin Rudd. Has a telephone phobia. Loathes personal descriptions, such as this. Obviously.

Of more relevance: Lacking any sort of creative fibre. Self-taught cross stich at age five, but is yet to stray from store-bought kits. Slowly learning to knit with assistance from her more craft-adept mother. Can almost knit multiple rows in a straight line, lol.