mis-heard song lyrics

47 replies since 20th April 2011 • Last reply 20th April 2011

Reply #16:

There is this song, suicidal dream and I always heard:
..I put my head in the news..
but they sing:
..I put my head in the noose..

00ps...

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Reply #17:

Led Zeppelin, In My Time of Dying... somewhere towards the end of the song he repeats the same line over and over, though this is what it sounds like:

On my geeth-er, on my teeth-er, oh much easy, oh my cheese there, oh my tea there?, ma tea there? It’s got to be my tea there... etc

Always sounded like he’d been woken up suddenly and realised that someone had stolen his dinner

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Reply #18:

For years, i thought the Credence Clearwater Revival song "Bad Moon Rising" said 'Hey, there's a bathroom on the right' instead of 'Hey there's a bad moon on the rise'

turns out my mum was laughing at me for years before she had the heart to tell me i was singing it wrong.

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Reply #19:

mine as to be Dear Maria by All Time Low

the line is dear maria count me in, but always hear as Tia Maria (after the drink)count me in . i wound of carried on sing that way if it wasn't for my daughter tell me i was wrong

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Reply #20:

Not a song lyric but an advert for Mental Scum turned out to be for Mentos Gum!

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Reply #21:

lol, julie =] I thought it was something like that too.

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Reply #22:

oh god. there's this one song, sal paradise by futures. the line is "i'll show you the world
if you just take me by the hand
and talk about our souls"

but i'll be damned, 'our souls' sounds like arseholes. and it's repeated several times...

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Reply #23:

... and once you've heard it like that, that's the way you will hear it for evermore!

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Reply #24:

Fear of the Duck - Iron Maiden. I know it's Fear of the Dark, but it definatly still sounds like Duck

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Reply #25:

Love Iron Maiden, but you're right.... sounds like duck.

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Reply #26:

And also on the subject of mis-hearing an advert... In the UK at the moment there is an ad for "Activia Pouring Yoghurt" but I swear when they say it on the ad it sounds like "Activia Boring Yoghurt". Not very appealing

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Reply #27:

Haha, I heard that too! Ducks.... violins.... boring yoghurt... I need a hearing test!

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Reply #28:

I know it's not a song, but I heard an add on radio today about "The fastest way to Korea." Turns out the add was about "The fastest way to courier" xD

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Reply #29:

Outkast when they say 'Shake it like a polaroid picture' I thought it was 'Shake it like a qualified teacher'

Muse 'Glaciers melting in the dead of night' as 'Gay shoes melting in the dead of night'
and 'She burns our horizens' as 'she burnt out our raisins' Happy

Also that 'more than a woman' song, I heard as 'more than a llama' Tongue

And destiny's child 'The shoes on my feet, I bought them, I depend on me' sounds like 'the shoes on my feet, Alf Garnet, I depend on meat.'

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Reply #30:

@Emma Muse are my favourite band but I've pretty much heard at least one line wrong in each song =] The glaciers one had me guessing for ages!

I actually had to go for a hearing test and apparently it's all fine but practically every sentence i'm like 'what?'

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