About

I am Capricorn (aka: "The Least of All Evils"), therefore my shitty attitude is acceptable.

I'm a britophile. I have a fetish for British/Scottish accents. And red-haired girls. Actually, make that any brightly-colored well-kept head of longish hair. I think cos-playing is fun and not just for the anime-obsessed. I bake when I'm upset and clean when I'm stressed. I deliberately humble myself because I'm very very vain. I LOVE geeks. I hate stupidity and inconsideration. I understand that life is not a fantasy... but I will never stop pretending. I love to paint and I am constantly trying to find ways to incorporate that into my everyday. Puppets FREAK ME OUT. I believe in the force. (Really.) I own some badass light sabers. I've started to travel. I don't plan to stop. I'm an earth child, but without the patchouli stink or transience. I want to send Chase to private school but I don't want him to turn into a preppy asshole. I never feel like the same girl twice.
I'm actually factoring a decision for a new laptop based on whether or not I ever want to be able to play WoW on it. I crave whiskey when I'm heart-sick.

I am a warrior.

I am "Kinesthetically Retarded" and violently cathartic.

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Struggling to find that delicate balance of blunt honesty, honey lies, and sarastic wit.
Aspiring Philosophy Major... or, in other words, working to become a better bullshitter.

I have a deeply seeded fear of being identifiable as any sort of "fan girl" or "groupie" or "-ette" of any kind. I refuse. If I catch myself, I'll stop whatever it is that I'm doing, even if I'm really enjoying it. I'll be "anti-trendy" for the sake of not feeling like I'm being seen as "trendy".

Oh... I almost forgot... I like to make online avatars of myself, plastering the interwebz with my screenname, and filling out personality quizzes like "who's your inner WB show" and "What color ROUS is your soul". Judge me? Go for it.

(God, I'm so easily.... oooh, shiny!)