About

I'm a short dwarf with lots of work over the Christmas period. Hi ho hi oh it's off to work I go.
I like driving big cars to intimerdate other poor drivers.
I car nt look after my car and I'm to lazy to even check my own tyre presures.
My favourite hobby is to bully my partner by hitting ,biting and throwing things at him.
On the whole I'm a poisoned dwarf.