About

Born in Portland, Oregon. My family drove cross country to Virginia for no good reason and doomed a none-the-wiser six year old me to a life of perpetual boredom. The mental stagnation I am faced with daily by way of my "peers", is appalling at the very least.

I fully intend to run as far away from this God-forsaken, country, slow, close-minded, and generally BORING place, as soon as age and money allow it.

Until then, I'll put my hands to good use and maybe stave off the soul-devouring boredom for a bit longer ...

-Rita Lynn.