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I am Her Very Royal and Adorable Highness Queen Ruby the First of Arsetopia. Beloved Empress of the treasured wi-fi password.
A benevolent but quite often mardy bastard of a monarch.
You may address me as HRH Queen Ruby the First of Arsetopia
I am Professor of Random and Dramatic Mood Swings at Oxford University with first in Door Slamming. I can throw a tantrum that would make a toddler proud, with real salty tears and snot at the drop of a hat.
However, as long as my every whim and demand is met I'm an absolute delight and you will obviously adore me.
Now leave me I need a nap and don't forget to curtsy.
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