Mo (nee Maureen) is a fairly short bipedal female. In theory she is a musician. This translates in practice as "unemployed". She is also a compulsive scribbler. While being a musician/writer is generally thought of as quite the hip career, she has conceded that really it just makes her a glorified bum with notions about herself. She has a coffee problem but nobody's perfect. She apologises for her general uselessness to society. She has given up believing that she would become a rock star but still hoping for cult folk hero. She has a suitably curly mop (and a banjo) for it. She was born in the wrong decade though.