About

Ess Ex Machina.


My goals include losing weight until you can't see me, hiding away to paint the thoughts in my head, upcycling my possessions and state of mind to the point where you won't recognize me within a year, and finding health insurance to cure the agoraphobia and disappointment.

I enjoy modeling and will happily give you time out of my life and gas from my car as long as I'm reimbursed in a way we previously agree upon. Cash upfront. Any questions, Man Up, and send me an email to discuss this further. I'm not running a charity nor does my forehead say "Welcome" or "Avast" for you butt pirates out there who like taking advantage.

I enjoy painting and take commissions. You WILL have to tell me when you'd like the piece. See above quote about racing against the clock.

I enjoy photography and can hook you up with well lit and crazy photos with my tiny camera and some makeup. I like creating. A lot. I'll do that for free.

I'm insanely frugal. It helps that I don't make much money and sleep in two different places a week for free.

I love to travel. Its why I started modeling but I want other reasons now. Ones that I can drag my significant other along with me.

I have an imaginary Big Brother in Texas? and an adopted Big Sister (She adopted me) in L.A. . Have never met Big Brother and I suspect he might be a Tyler Durden-like fantasy. I have visited and been blessed to have met the Goddess Del Harvey. Both siblings have been major mentors to my life. Sometimes I mention one of them in passing. In truth, I'm an only child.

I have a huge collection of fake eyelashes. I would very much like to use them to some good purpose.

I very much enjoy fetish and their role in comicbooks. But, man, I can't keep up with half the stuff that goes on in that kooky nether region of the id.

Thrift Store shopping is one of my weaknesses. It feels so good to get so much for so little until I get home and I have to remove the tags and put it away.

I wear mismatched earrings. I lose pairs a lot.