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Careful guys Ill throw you into the friend zone so hard you'll have blood gushing from your eye sockets by the gallon when your limp body smacks against the ground you'll be so disoriented and winded you wont know wtf just happened, my friend zone is a deep deep pit that has been rained in by the tears of previously denied suitors so no matter how much you try you'll never claw your way out, no nooo you'll just end up with bloody little nubs for finger tips :3

a.k.a my main objective here is to make friends, and I'll ignore any comments that are "your cute" or "wanna come make out?" or even the deadly combo "your cute..wanna make out"
If your going to message me and you want a response say something interesting : \ I don't want a dead end dry conversation about how perky my tits are or how you would love to giggidy my gushmoigen, yes I know they are perky and who doesn't want a piece of this plush rump ;D (the hot dude with dreadlocks passing out chicken samples at the Strongsville mall that's who)
If you think you have the goods to swoon me off my feet go ahead before I sparta kick your sorry ass into the pit with the rest of the wriggling non reciprocated hump hounds.

Im looking for just about anything and everything when it comes to bros If you're into geekery such as video games, conventions, anime, Homestuck, Mlp or anything we'll probably be best bros though. Just let minnow what you're looking for~

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With that said it should be apparent that I am indeed a huge flaming geek, I love playing vidya games, nothing gives me more of a thrill then beating the shit out of ganondorf with my fishing rod in twilight princess or smashing my ebony axe of frost into the skull of an unsuspecting bandit < So with this I bid thee ciao mi amici~