Her talk is slick, her walk's a vanilla sundae catwalk through dog shit in the yard like a fuckin' runway

I am the product of an over-active imagination.
I have an unsettling dependence on coffee.
I don't believe in true love.
I'm a little bit crazy.
I'm quiet but I'll talk a lot to people who are actually WORTH talking to!
I love Hello Kitty with a frightening passion. ~_^
I'm a neatly wrapped package of crafty, passionate, mysterious, outgoing, intuitive and emotional with a lacy black bow on top.
I'm probably one of the strangest girls you will ever MEAT