https://www.cutoutandkeep.net/projects/pooping-hollister-bird • Posted by M4ri
The rich kids at my school wear only "approved" brands, such as Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. and shun the ones who don't. I made this as a joke.
The rich kids at my school wear only "approved" brands, such as Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. and shun the ones who don't. I made this as a joke.
First you'll need a blank t-shirt. I chose black because well...that's what I had. I'm using a tighter, lower cut (but not too low ;) t-shirt to emulate the Hollister ones. Next find some t-shirt scraps. I'm using blue for the seagull and white of course, for the poop.
Sorry for not posting a pattern, I wasn't sure how. But anyway, find a picture of the seagull on Google and draw up a pattern on some paper. Make it about 8-10 inches long and 5 inches tall. Pin to your colored scrap and cut out.
Next you'll need to make the bird poop. Take your white fabric and cut out a blobby or rain drop shape (whatever you wanna do). Once you have your pieces ready, pin them where you want them to be on your t-shirt and sew them on. *If you're using a machine (and PLEASE do, it takes a super long time otherwise), you can use a zigzag stitch and ignore Step 4.
Cut off any excess fabric around the stitch line if you didn't use a zigzag. This might look good too because it'll get all ratty around the edges. Wear it with pride, you tongue in cheek bitch! :D