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A satirical tribute to Fashion Fascism.
The rich kids at my school wear only "approved" brands, such as Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. and shun the ones who don't. I made this as a joke.

Posted by M4ri from Seattle, Washington, United States • Published See M4ri 's 16 projects »

  • How to make a t-shirt. Pooping Hollister Bird - Step 1
    Step 1

    First you'll need a blank t-shirt. I chose black because well...that's what I had. I'm using a tighter, lower cut (but not too low ;) t-shirt to emulate the Hollister ones.

    Next find some t-shirt scraps. I'm using blue for the seagull and white of course, for the poop.

  • How to make a t-shirt. Pooping Hollister Bird - Step 2
    Step 2

    Sorry for not posting a pattern, I wasn't sure how. But anyway, find a picture of the seagull on Google and draw up a pattern on some paper. Make it about 8-10 inches long and 5 inches tall.

    Pin to your colored scrap and cut out.

  • Step 3

    Next you'll need to make the bird poop. Take your white fabric and cut out a blobby or rain drop shape (whatever you wanna do).

    Once you have your pieces ready, pin them where you want them to be on your t-shirt and sew them on.

    *If you're using a machine (and PLEASE do, it takes a super long time otherwise), you can use a zigzag stitch and ignore Step 4.

  • How to make a t-shirt. Pooping Hollister Bird - Step 4
    Step 4

    Cut off any excess fabric around the stitch line if you didn't use a zigzag. This might look good too because it'll get all ratty around the edges.

    Wear it with pride, you tongue in cheek bitch! :D

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quinn <3
quinn <3 · 11 projects
k, this should be featured!!
quinn <3
quinn <3 · 11 projects
im making one!! i hate all the big name brands like that. this is hilarious, ur so creative!
I hear Ramona sing
I hear Ramona sing
This is amazing.
amanda panda
amanda panda · San Antonio, Texas, US
i love this one of my friends wears that stuff but she's not tnat kind of person and she laughed when i made an aberzombie jacket. also another friend of mine found a hollister shirt for two$'s at goodwill.messed up!
Hana · 2 projects
Funny ;)
M4ri · Seattle, Washington, US · 16 projects
i won't shun u. actually i got two hollister shirts, a plaid flannel one and a really soft, thick long sleeved t-shirt for christmas, so im being a total hypocrite here. i do love my shirts dearly, they are really comfortable.
i'd just like to say that i have no problem with hollister, i mean this is just for laughs but i DO have a problem with brandy, picky people who only shop at a store to fit in with trends.
i say where whatever the hell u want as long as its comfortable.
rachel. · U.S. Air Force Academy, Colorado, US · 9 projects
hahahhahahahha that's hilarious!! i would love to wear this in front of the expensive-hollister-abercrombie-wearing girls!! =D ive only been into hollister once, and i only bought things because there was a sale. please dont shun me. =D
Stacie G.
Stacie G. · Indianapolis, Indiana, US · 39 projects
bulletproof · Atlanta, Georgia, US · 1 project

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BRILLiant! suck it to those vapid consumerists! (eh.. made up word. so sue me) Seriously, when did overpriced crap become cool?
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