A satirical tribute to Fashion Fascism.
The rich kids at my school wear only "approved" brands, such as Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. and shun the ones who don't. I made this as a joke.
Next you'll need to make the bird poop. Take your white fabric and cut out a blobby or rain drop shape (whatever you wanna do).
Once you have your pieces ready, pin them where you want them to be on your t-shirt and sew them on.
*If you're using a machine (and PLEASE do, it takes a super long time otherwise), you can use a zigzag stitch and ignore Step 4.