Who doesn't want to look a tiny bit tacky?
These aren't real sunglasses,they are just simple glasses.Just don't put glue on lenses!
Collects some silver screws and clean your glasses frames.
Put a drop of glue on the frame of glasses and glue on your first screw-try any combination you fancy.
Leave about 3-4cms of srewless <lol> space in the bottom and glue on it metal part of a zipper.
Put a drop of glue on each of the zippers and glue zipper tabs on-Voila!