Chocolate Cranberry Pasta

ignore that piece of lettuce or just pretend it's a pistachio

Posted by Ariel Greenwood

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I got chocolate pasta for Christmas and invented this recipe with whatever I could find...

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You Will Need (10 things)

  • chocolate Pasta
  • Butter or olive oil
  • Parmesan
  • Blue Cheese crumbles
  • Dried Cranberries
  • ranch Dressing
  • raspberry Dressing
  • Seaweed
  • Salt
  • Garlic

Steps (6 steps, 25 minutes)

  1. 1

    Boil water, add pasta.

  2. 2

    Chop up garlic into chunks and sautée in butter and a little bit of rice seasoning.

  3. 3

    Set aside, wait for pasta to finish cooking, drain and combine.

  4. 4

    Add a bit of butter or oil, a fuckload of parmesan cheese, salt, seaweed, a bit of ranch and stir clockwise.

  5. 5

    Add dried cranberries and drizzle a bit of raspberry dressing over the dish. Add a few chunks of blue cheese here and there...

  6. 6

    serve!