You know I'm bored when I'm ranting about This Morning presenters.
Right well, I don't watch it very often, but when I do I like it to be Fern and Phil because they're the best.
But I can understand that they need breaks, and so sometimes we get Eamonn Holmes and maybe his wife, Ruth Langsford.
This would be all fine and dandy if Eamonn wasn't such a bastard to his wife. Now I know that some relationships work differently from mine, but I'd be pretty pissed if my husband was saying on live national TV that I couldn't cook, or that I looked like I was dressed up as a Christmas tree. The only instance I'd be happy about this is if she was a total bitch too, but she's not she's really nice. She's also much prettier than him which sort of makes it worse that he puts her down so publicly. If you're told you're ugly by someone who is much uglier than you it hurts a whole lot more than if it was a pretty person telling you. Or is that just me?
So yes- I hate Eamonn Holmes and all those other men he represents.
For non-UKers, this is them:
What a prick! I never really liked him anyway, I actually thought he was gay for some reason. Is he very camp? I cant remember.
He's camp enough! And anyone who is mean to that woman has got to be gay, right?
That sentence would've gone so much better if she looked like this:
But she's still hot for a woman of 48!
I hate men like that! And so what if she can't cook? Its not like there isn't a million restaurants around the world these days for couples who have no cooking talents between them!
omg who is that!?
I love Phil and Fern!!!! They're so funny! They were trying easter eggs and Phil had a truffle and he was smiling on purpose with chocolate all over his teeth lol! I prefer them to the others. I hate Richard and Judy. I also have the woman who plays Gail on Coronation Street, her voice annoys me so much and she looks like a cartoon snail.
That's Audrey Horne out of Twin Peaks. Well it's the woman who plays her. But she looks like that in Twin Peaks too so I'm going to say it's Audrey.
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