Awkward Rant (Men stay away!)

Ha! Primark is amazing for blushing idiots.

Yeah my experience with primark bras has not been great. Either the hook and eyes have gone out of place, or the under'wiring' (actually plastic) has come out and stabbed me in the booby during geography lessons.

Just wait for the M&S sale! I got three for £14. Sure, one was a B cup when I really needed a D cup but it looks cute, so shush.

ditto with the stabbage, and long live Marks and Sparks! Mine cost abou £18 each but when I got home I realised it was actually silk
silk=classy

Wow, silk bra, luxury!

I like La Senza, they're not cheap but they're brilliant fitting. And Debenhams normally has a good selection

Yes I am always getting stabbed, stupid underwire. I tried taking it out once, but the bra just withered haha
I should have gone to La Senza, but my budget wouldn't allow me, maybe next month.

Oo bra talk
I need new ones! Actually i need new breatacles since mine are kinda ruined after having a child lol.
Not even sure what size i am .. nothing seems to fit. And i still have several maternity bras because i only have a couple decent ones that are almost my fit .
I thik Jasmine should donate some boob fat to me and i can have a doctor re-shape mine with the new boob materials . yep that sounds good.
then Jasmin will have ot have her doctor give her a boob lift for that extra skin that will be left over from the boob fat being taken out.

Oh hey Jasmin you should try some lotions for that pulling stretching skin pain.
maybe that stuff pregnant women use .. forget the name but it has cocao butter in it i think.. or shea butter? Some kinda buttery goodness.