hello i am bobben i am not too old and i live in a temperate part of the world. i also do not have an adam’s apple, though i do have a Bobben’s apple, however it is merely metaphorical.

i have made vows to a man who says ‘in potence and impotence’ and have two daughters who some say resemble cats.

i sell some of the things i make at www.bobben.co.uk which takes paypal and all major credit/debit cards.

if you want more of me then follow my blog at http://bobben.tumblr.com