"The thing about a blunderbuss is that you don't HAVE to be accurate. It's like an old-fashioned grammophone that plays DOOM instead of ragtime jazz."

I'm quite the geek, so I like lots and lots of things, and I'm horribly bad at picking favourites hence the huge cop out that is my favourites section.

"I think the idea of art kills creativity." - Douglas Adams

I'm a pretty boring person really with a bit too much time on my hands. I occasionally get up to strange and unusual antics and I will probably try to involve you in them somehow. And that's about it really.

"Ignore her, she's infected with television and an innate tolerance of the emptiness of modernity."