23 year old lover of cooking, creating, gardening and Scrabble. I am a faux-suburban housewife, meaning, I live in suburbia, but I curse, own chickens, strip off my clothes for money and get drunk with friends. I like to play loud music, especially Jenny Owen Youngs and Regina Spektor. I love House, Dexter, Firefly and every stereotypically nerdy show. I sing loudly and badly. I always look on the bright side of life and only look at the dark side to contrast how bright the other side really is. I flip off speed cameras, ride motorbikes (usually at the same time) and like to see how long I stay on one wheel. 45 seconds. I eat kosher because I'm a Jew and I am a model because I'm bad at being a Jew. I have bright red hair because I like looking innocent when I'm not and I like pinching girl's bums and then yelling at my husband for doing it. I like pinching men's bums and then yelling at my husband for doing it. I'm a mischeif maker, a chocolate maker and a homemaker. I am quirky, I am not boring, and I love irony, but I don't like people knowing that. Ironic. I smell like sage and thyme and puppies. I wash my hair with baking soda and my dogs with shampoo. I eat organic and local and free-range because I like food. I don't eat chips and pizza and lollies because I like food. I like colour. I like lack of colour. I am me.