Meeeeeow.

NEW/RARE! ZIPPER RIPPER LIMITED EDITION FIGURINE
Pieces entirely made in Australia. Choking and blood-sucking hazard; Keep out of reach of idiots and small children. Do not keep in daylight and store in temperatures under 30 degrees. If doll is agitated please proceed to sit doll in front of TV and turn on anime anime of her choice. Fully posable but highly uncooperative.
Comes with free accessories of - cat bell, crucifix, combat boots and Lolita fashion dress-ups. Any other accessories are extra and can be bought on our website. Also comes with over 100 phrases, including "meow", "what the hell are you looking at?" and "I don't have low self esteem, I just have low esteem for others." If any queries consult the Zipper Ripper Figurine Hotline on 1800-GO-AWAY. If nausea, blood-loss, delirium and pain occurs due to the presence of this doll consult an exorcist. If symptoms persist consult a mortician.Eternal Battery Included. You have been warned.