Jeden z těchto dnů Jedu k zastavení dicking o iGoogle a skutečně naučí mluvit Čechoslovák.

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in the wise words of my best friend: "your life is pretty much one ridiculous situation after another, loosely linked by ridiculous conversations".

a brief autobiography:
kate...
writes a lot, reads a lot, used to baton twirl a lot, is the head of video club, attends a science fiction club, eats lots of poptarts, used to write in a diary, used to be a morning person, is an ENTJ personality type, loves swimming, loves wrestling, loves playing baseball, hates watching baseball, wants to be an acrobat, sleepwalks, sleeptalks, hasn’t seen your favorite movie, has a twin, has two eyebrows, has two parents, has too many freckles on her left arm, bikes all over the place, stayed in school, knows lots of secret handshakes, doesn’t mess around, likes giant squid, hates magic8balls, knows the difference between 'good' and 'well' (and can use them grammatically correctly in a sentence!), prefers luchadores over ninjas, pirates, and cowboys, used to play the flute, hates bolo ties, wants to drive racecars, hangs out on rooftops, likes being part of a team, likes doing everything on her own, owns a sexy cop costume, is a hardcore tap dancer, has never owned unicorn paraphernalia, knows the etymology of etymology, collects spare change in a yellow ceramic owl, loves kayaking, is scared of bugs being inside her kayak, is a O- bloodtype, is partially deaf, is terrible at french and spanish and italian and mandarin but excellent at english, drinks lots of chocolate soymilk, doesn’t do drugs, unless you count chocolate soymilk, makes a mean bowl of cereal, is the girl next door, is your knight in shining armor, is an outdoor person, has a hardcore fairytale complex, owns six cameras, will give you a hug, can’t stop, won’t stop, is a dreamer, is a wannabe, can run with scissors, can run in high heels, is no longer vegetarian, is no longer straight edge, is a big fan of the roman empire, likes brainstorming, is a yankee, is an acquired taste, can curl her tongue, is a tomato gardener, spends too much money on temporary tattoos, wants to spend more time meditating, is a bad actor, is a good liar, isn't afraid to take a dare, had a traumatizing experience with a star-lab in the second grade, usually uses American spellings, wants to be a high jump champion, flirts like a second grader, turns off lights when she leaves the room, plays blackjack, likes dancing, is a bad dancer, doesn't like honking her car horn, speaks fractured latin, didn't cry when she fell off her roof, has a particular taste for certain colors, has to live with black being the only absence of color, is a geek, is a superheroine.