usually found somewhere between vcu, the fan and bon air, the min'ko is warm-blooded and primarily nocturnal in habits. they can be found clinging to bottles of wild strawberry-flavored crystal lite, in heaps of shiny trinkets, and underneath warm, cuddly things. feeding almost exclusively on boxed bento lunches, boundless self-inflicted confusion, sheer will, and dumb luck, the creature is noted to call out a signature series of sharp witticism especially when startled.