Look in the hidden corners of your closet, and find that old, neglected sweatshirt that you haven't worn in years.
Lay it down flat and cut off the sleeves, collar and carefully cut out the front and sides as shown in the diagram.
Open up the front center and cut three small horizontal slits for eyelets.
Sew on three buttons to fit in the eyelets you just cut and attach all of the other buttons for decoration.
Sew the ribbon around the collar and cut off the ends.
Cut slits in the back and add two buttons as shown for the sharp tuxedo look!