Sockthulhu, The Great Old One

A nubby, squishy Elder Thing made out of fuzzy spa socks.
Sockthulhu is definitely ready to snuggle up in R'lyeh for a few millenia of sleepless waiting, anticipating the doom and downfall of the world as we know it and giving rise to the terrible and magnificent tyranny of the Old Gods once again. Don't hold it against him, though; look how cute he is!

Cthulhu of Lovecraftian lore as a squeezable plush that can sit in the palm of your hand. He was made without a pattern (or a plan, really) out of dollar-store fuzzy spa socks!