This is a magic potion brewed in dexter's laboratory. It has 5 different kinds of hallucinogenics, all of which you will experience within 2 hours. so watch out! also, this recipe is here for educational purposes only, we don't condone ignorant abuse of natural herbs. always educate yourself before you put ANTHING new in your body.
Slice up lemon and orange into quarters. Remove seeds and grind in coffee grinder. Save the juice. Grind up the cloves, star anise, and nutmeg. Start boiling water on low.
Take your tea bags and carefully open them, add a tablespoon of yerba mate leaves and coffee in each bag, close with safety pins and tie all of the bags together with hemp
Add all grinded components into water, add the lemon and orange juice. Put the lid on, stir until, well you know, well mixed. Then, leave it alone for an hour. But come in and occasionally stir it, because our tea likes to be touched once every 15 minutes.
Add in the brown sugar at this point. Throw in the tea bags to the boiling cauldron. Let it boil, covered, for about 5 minutes, uh 10 minutes. Whenever. 5-10 minutes.
Come back and throw in your soy milk, pumpkin pie spice, creamers, peanut butter, and sprinkles. Stir up well and let sit for however long it takes you to finish a bowl.
Then, stir up and enjoy. We'd reccomend making a delicious meal and watching the Dark Crystal with it. Have fun and be safe!