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A satirical tribute to Fashion Fascism.
The rich kids at my school wear only "approved" brands, such as Hollister, Abercrombie, etc. and shun the ones who don't. I made this as a joke.
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julia.leslie.3 favorited Pooping Hollister Bird
22 Jul 06:05
You Will Need
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Step 1First you'll need a blank t-shirt. I chose black because well...that's what I had. I'm using a tighter, lower cut (but not too low ;) t-shirt to emulate the Hollister ones.
Next find some t-shirt scraps. I'm using blue for the seagull and white of course, for the poop.
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Step 2Sorry for not posting a pattern, I wasn't sure how. But anyway, find a picture of the seagull on Google and draw up a pattern on some paper. Make it about 8-10 inches long and 5 inches tall.
Pin to your colored scrap and cut out.
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Step 3
Next you'll need to make the bird poop. Take your white fabric and cut out a blobby or rain drop shape (whatever you wanna do).
Once you have your pieces ready, pin them where you want them to be on your t-shirt and sew them on.
*If you're using a machine (and PLEASE do, it takes a super long time otherwise), you can use a zigzag stitch and ignore Step 4.
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Step 4Cut off any excess fabric around the stitch line if you didn't use a zigzag. This might look good too because it'll get all ratty around the edges.
Wear it with pride, you tongue in cheek bitch! :D
i'd just like to say that i have no problem with hollister, i mean this is just for laughs but i DO have a problem with brandy, picky people who only shop at a store to fit in with trends.
i say where whatever the hell u want as long as its comfortable.
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