I found this while searching through Flickr.com
The designer was nice enough to share her pattern with me. She gave me permission to share it with others as well. We could all use some funny crap in our lives! :) You should also check out her Flickr.com photo stream she has some amazing pictures on there!
Round Stitches Incr./Decr. Other
1 5 Working in rounds. Start with Magic ring
Round- Stitches- Incr./Decr.
2 10 +5
3 10 0
4 15 +5
5 20 +5
6 15 -5
7 30 +15
8 40 +10
9 40 0
10 35 -5
11 35 0
12 30 -5
13 24 -6
14 48 +24
15 60 +12
16 60 0
17 65 +5
18 65 0
19 60 -5
20-26 60 0
27 50 -10
28 40 -10
29 30 -10
30 20 -10
stuff and work face
31 10 -10
32 5 -5 slip stitch and finish off :)