America's most delightfully unconventional hostess and the bestselling author of I Like You delivers a new book that will forever change the world of crafting. According to Amy Sedaris, it's often been said that ugly people craft and attractive people have sex. In her new book, SIMPLE TIMES, she sets the record straight. Demonstrating that crafting is one of life's more pleasurable and constructive leisure activities, Sedaris shows that anyone with a couple of hours to kill and access to pipe cleaners can join the elite society of crafters. You will discover how to make popular crafts, such as: crab-claw roach clips, tinfoil balls, and crepe-paper moccasins, and learn how to: get inspired (Spend time at a Renaissance Fair; Buy fruit, let it get old, and see© 2013 Amy Sedaris / Grand Central Publishing · Reproduced with permission.
Cut out a silhouette of an owl from heavy black paper.
Cover the outside of a matchbook in black paper and glue to the center of the owl cutout.
Cut 1 inch off the top of the inside matchbox.
Glue this box inside the . . . youâ€™ve probably got it from hereâ€”if not, you have no business attempting this craft.