These are some old, quick self-portrait snapshots. The first one was taken using my digital camera's timer.
The second was taken while I held the camera in my left hand.
Initially, these were meant to be paired with captions, almost like LOLCATS.
The first: "Don't make me snark you down from there."
The second: "I hold up trees with a single hand."

No filters or additional editing (aside from resizing for easy upload) was used.