Step 1: purchase ingredients

Step 2: Mix cake batter and place in muffin tins

Mumble: "I'm speaking plain penguin!"

Step 3: Place muffin tins in a 350 degree oven

Step 4: Cook cupcakes for 23 minutes

Ramón: "Just a moment. I hear people wanting something... ME!"

Step 5: Let cool on a baking sheet

Step 6: Place small doughnut on cupcake, ice it down,
then place munchkin on top, ice down as well

Ramón: "STOP! Lemme tell something to joo... I know size can be daunting... but don't be afraid... I love you!"

Step 7: cover with icing until sides are smooth

Step 8: PLACE IN FREEZER for 10 minutes

Ramón: "Kiss my frozen tushy! Kiss it, kiss it!"

Step 9: Put chocolate wafers in the micro for 1 minute, then cut in half

Step 10: Cut yellow and orange starbursts into triangles

Step 11: Cut the ends off of marshmallows

Step 12: Take one container of choc frosting and black frosting mix together in a tall bowl. Place in micro for 2-3 minutes or until a glue like texture

Lovelace: "Ladies, please avert your eyes... 'cause I've been known to hypnotize."

Step 12: Flip cupcake tower over and dip into choc frosting

Step 13: While still wet stick the cookies as arms on the sides, the starburst on the mouth and a marshmallow on the belly

Step 14: Take white frosting and make 2 small dots above the starburst, then place chocolate chips (pointy side in) over the circles

Lovelace: "I must retire now to my couch of perpetual indulgence.

Step 15 Enjoy!!!!!!

Memphis: "The word triumph starts with "try" and ends with...?"

Young Mumble: "umph?"

Memphis: "That's right, a great big UMPH!"