Start with an old (or new) pair of post earrings with the longer style back.
Break up your baking clay.
Mold the clay around the earring parts.
A flat round piece for the post and a little horn-like piece for the backing. Just wedge the backing in there, it will stay in! (I was worried it was going to slip out, I just want to eliminate that doubt)
Then bake as directed by your package of clay.
Paint or color. I used a black marker in a pinch because my paint supply is low.
(If you're a sharpie fanatic, a rainbow pattern would be super fun!)
Here is the finished product!
When they are dry, put them on and wear them proudly. And I do mean proudly! In most areas I've been to, people get looked down upon for having such ear accessories.