Takes ten minutes if you don't count the time it takes to infuse your oil (about a month). I've read dandelion flower oil is good for massages (especially breast lumps and whatnot) and I don't know if it's true, but it does smell wonderfully like flowers.
Because nothing's better for a fresh tattoo than something all-natural!
I have really dry skin and I'm on a tight budget so I thought I'd try making my own