I made this bag in about 20 mins. Super simple. Inspired by an old lady in Target. :]
I swear, I was singing "Just a spoonful of sugar" subconsciously the whole time I was making this. :]
Find a small carpet (bath-mat, tiny area-mat)
Fold in half.
Sew (with a machine) about 2 cm's away from the left and right sides. The bottom is already folded over, so you only have to sew 2 of 3 sides.
Turn inside out.
Put on strap.
[I had an already made strap, with 2 clips on the ends, but you could just sew on a belt, etc.]
Attach bows, buttons, etc.
Wear with pride. :] & Enjoy.