BAM! Shorts for your typical bacon fan. I found a shirt that had these words on it when I was out shopping one day and just thought how much more entertaining something like that would be plastered against someone's booty.

Because, you know, everything is more entertaining when it's being paraded around shamelessly on a booty.

Bought a pair of cheap-o shorts and went to town on the back with some fabric paint an viola! Showing the world (including my elderly neighbors and the people at the grocery store) just how much I love my bacon.