yeah, I have those days, where I just want to sit around and do absolutely, zilch, zero, nadda. Jake knows when I am in the troll mood, eating goats that cross my bridge, and he will cautiously baby me, haha. But he makes me laugh and that helps.
They are female urination devices! I just bought 2 from amazon, they are like 7 something and you can get the lavender or khaki color. It is so you can pee standing up without hovering like a ufo ( I am not good at hovering soooooooooooooooooo I don't do it) They are for outdoorsy people, concerts or otherwise icky bathrooms and you can just stand up! and they work :)
this 2 pack is the better deal. I bought one first and tried it, and then love it and then ordered another to keep in my husband's car for roadtrips! in case I forget mine.
http://www.amazon.com/Lavender-GoGirl-Pink-Tube-pack/dp/B00563Z9XE/ref=sr_1_2?ie=UTF8&qid=1349216072&sr=8-2&keywords=you+go+girl
so no more icky bathroom seats for me.