You know those people that think it necessary to turn on (and up!) the television when you happen to be listening to the radio...?
Yeah, those people suck!
It's rude. And I don't blare the radio if you happen to be watching TV (regardless of how moronic whatever you're watching happens to be)
Besides which, why can't I close the door on your noise? Why didn't you? What makes you think you're special?
I work with a few guys who are absolutely gorgeous, and last week, I noticed that they all have less than sexy hands... With the exception of RayRey, I'm not a bit tickled anymore. =/
And, on the other side, Junior's not at all pretty, but he's long, lanky and sweet, with the kind of hands that belong in a painting... Good thing he moved to Cali?
Wheeee! You guys are awesome!
@All: I totally agree about the need to be able to share and chat with other crafters. I never had anyone before this site to talk crafty with. I especially love that so many of you. Are close to my age... and I love the young'uns sheer cuteness, too!
Plus, I've learned so many new techniques from the site! I love learning betetr ways to do things!
I may be odd, but I admit to it.
Every time I get on this site I feel a little touch of pride. When I see the project counter I smile. When I look at all the new projects I feel happy.
Does anyone else feel proud to be a part of such an awesome crafty network?
Manly men is such a ridiculous term!
Every little girl with Daddy-Issues has a different spin on the idea! For some of us it's simply a guy who brings in money, others think it means dirty hands, or stupid tempers, pride, sweat, thick necks, safe arms.
I hate the term. I just hate it. I have never met a man more "manly" than myself, and as I am insanely proud NOT to be a man, I resent the implications. >.>
When I picture a sexy man, he's got a leather toolbelt, a couple of nails in his mouth, sitting on the bones of a building swinging a hammer. That's usually my first fantasy... after that guy comes Scruffy pulling his butt out from under that car. The guys at the rodeo who are there to keep the bull from killing the dumbass who climbed on top of him... I used to hang out waiting for thenm to leave the arena. Watching men who actually know what they're doing bucking hay is incresibly hot, too! Or use a shovel, axe, chainsaw or machete like they were born with the thing.
One really cool thing I just thought of (inspired by someone else's dilemma thread). You could attach them to short lengths of chain and use them to pull T-shirts tight. Or to just hang on things and hang things from. Oooh... or make a strand of them into a funky fridge magnet!
Darn... Now I want some.. I like chains.
@GreenMachine: Run your fingers through... like Johnny Depp. :D
@Lydia: SLASH! YAYE CURLS!
Scruffy is great for some guys, I've always liked the sand-papery feel of day-old stubble against my cheeks, but then I had a few guys whose facial hair was insanely coarse to the point of discomfort. And I have a an insane pain-threshold. Also, I LOVE THAT SMEEEEELL! People always tell me I'm crazy, though!
I like mine with color... golds and tans and browns and blacks.
I love girly eyes, but don't prefer any color over the rest. I had this boyfriend with gorgeous black eyes, and he would always wear green or blue contacts. I finally told him he had to leave them at home when he was out with me, cause they were so unnerving! Colored contacts never work for dark eyes... I always feel like I'm talking to an alien, and I don't even believe in aliens!
As previously mentioned elsewhere: I love lip scars! And scars in general. Previously unmentioned, though, I am also not afan ofbig muscles, or gym-found ones. Now, a man who does physical labor=*melt!* The muscles are just right, the callouses, rough hands, farmer tans, dirt and grease and grime and sweat.
Odd things I find attractive: skin... there are certain skin tones, and one in particular, that draw me. Also, frreckles!
Giggles... Every so often, a guy will giggle. Then he'll do a double-take, followed by his particular shame-gesture o choice. Gotta love it!
Boobs... women's bodies are beautiful in general, but breasts are so amazing!
Nonchalance... I like to do my own thing, so I like it when I know a guy adores me, but there's no chance of him tripping out when I don't wanna hang with him. Or when I do something that makes most pople cringe.
Music taste: if we like all the same bands, we should definitely have sex! (Don't worry- I've only ever had that happen once.)
@Rawr Rawr: Self-concious?! Scars are like freckles: unique, awesome and people who don't have em wish they did! I would especially be rockin' that ankle!
@Sarah:Dude, I had a kid get me with a pencil! It wasn't a cut, though... it was more like half skid/half stab. Don't know how to describe it. The svcar is mostly gone, but there are a couple of little black/grey marks there stll. So weird.
@Nightmarequeen: Ooo. *grimace* Just the idea of that makes me cringe. I don't know that I could get my spine fused. I have this serious aversion to people being behind me, which actually falls under my fear of being observed, I hate hospitals with a passion, I dislike doctors and am nurse-phobbic. I think i'd end up having a heart attack before they got around to tossing me onto an operating table.
Why did you have it?
@Nightmarequeen: OMIGADS!! That's sick! I can't believe that people would blaspheme scars so badly!!! (P.S: I love your username!)
I have many, many, (many!) scars, due to my parents' total inability to turn me into a lady (XP), and I love every single one that I can see (and, man, you should see my hands!). My favorite is the one that goes diagonal across my upper lip, from one pointy to right under the other one. The only one that gives me grief is the 2-incher on my scalp that's situated in just the right position to keep me in the hair-dresser's chair a lot longer while they try to even out my 'do.
But my absolute favorite set of scars in the whole world isn't even mine. My best friend has some pretty severe ones snaking all over his face, on his hands and arms.
And over half of the guys I've dated (there have been plenty) had scars on or near their mouths.
Gimme an opening, I can talk about this subject all night!
Sorry for rambling.
NEXT UP: WOMEN!
> Adriana Lima & Jennifer Connelly & LIV TYLER!= 3 hottest women ever!
> Jessica Alba - as a brunette. Blond doesn't suit her
> Mila Kunis (despite her height disorder)
> Charlize Theron
> Catherine Zeta-Jones
> Milla Jovovich (kicks ass!)
> Rosario Dawson
> Angelina Jolie
> Gwen Stefani (specially w/pink hair!)
> Michelle Trachenblahblah (hate her name!)
> Cate Blanchett
> Aiswarya Rai
> Christina Ricci
> Kate Beckinsale
> Elisha Cuthbert
> Cher (Shut up! She's hot, kinky AND shameless!)
> Martina McBride
My very first celebrity crush was Sean Connery... The only James Bond I'd ever fall for *sigh*
Hugh Grant is possibly the only brit (unless you wanna be technical and call Slash one) who doesn't annoy me with his accent... I'm not positive, though. Plus, there's something adorable about his mannerisms.
Sewell... Is that that guys name? I didn't know, or he'd have been listed.
Tiziano is adorable, but too baby-faced. Same with Luis Fonsi, Beto Cuevas.
I love Chayanne and Lenny Kravitz (xcept the navel), but they both share a few too many similarities with my dad and his brothers... Still, they're hot!
How did I know that there would be pics of Depp in here!?
> Synyster Gates
> Adrian Grenier
> Chris Cornell
> Orlando Bloom
> Kirk Hammet
> Nikki Sixx
> Dave Navarro
> Dave Pirner
> Tomas Canas (Manzi)
> Gerard Butler
> George Clooney
(I challenge you all to find the one that doesn't fit! It's not Clooney, BTW...)
I actually would keep going, but... Well, gotta stop somewhere, right?
I won't tell you my birth names, but the 1st one means "Sweet", the second one means "Bitter". My 1st last name (I got 2, I'm a bastard child XD) means "Days", but as it came from the Conquistadores (alright, just the Jesuit priests), I'm not sure it's really valid. My second last name got garbled when it came to the States (Thanks, Ellis) so it means "From Near" but we don't know what near.
And Chuckee, of course, is a psycho-possessed doll with serious sadism, who goes around trying to kill people and just generally being an asshole. My ex-boyfriend (one of many) christened me thus...
How many more of my aliases need explaining?
I can't decide, yet, but methinks a kinky doll. Or a killer doll. Probably both... It comes naturally to me, see?
Or I might just dress up as a thug, head to the bar and pretend to be one of the bouncers. You should see the looks I get when I do that (I'm... thin. And a girl. Apparently, bouncers need penises)