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Crocheted Redneck Beer Bottle Koozie

  • Completed Project: Crocheted Redneck Beer Bottle Koozie Picture #1

A great project for that favorite redneck in your life!

*Size H hook- for Koozie only
*Size G hook- for body and bikini
*4 ply worsted wt. yarn- scraps of medium brown, tan, and bright pink

KOOZIE
RND 1: With size H hk and med. Brown. Ch 2, 6 sc in 2nd ch from hk.
RND 2: 2 sc in each sc around. (12 sc)
RND 3: *2 sc in next sc, 1 sc in next, rep from* around. (18 sc)
RND 4: *2 sc in next sc, 1 sc in next 2, rep from* around. (24 sc)
RND 5: Work even on 24 sc.
RND 6: Beg of sides, working in back loops only for this rnd, 1 sc in each sc around.
RNDS 7-22: Work even on all sc
RND 23: Work 1 reverse sc in each sc around.

LADY’S BODY

ROW 1: With G hk and tan yarn, beg at bottom thigh area. Ch 9, 1 sc in 2nd ch from hk and in next 7 chs, ch 1, turn. (8sc)
ROWS 2-5: Work even on 8 sc.
ROW 6: Dec over 1st 2 sc, 1 sc in next, dec over next 2 sc, 1 sc in next , dec over last 2 sc, ch 1, turn. (5 sts)
ROWS 7-8: Work even on 5 sts.
ROW 9: 2 sc in 1st sc, 1 sc in each sc up to last sc, 2 sc in last sc, ch 1, turn. (7 sc)
ROWS 10-13: Work even on 7 sc.
ROW 14: 1 sc in 1st sc, dec over next 2 sc, 1 sc in next, dec over next 2 sc, 1 sc in last sc. Fasten off. ( 5 sts)

BOOBIES

RND 1: With G hk and tan, ch 2, 4 sc in 2nd ch from hk.
RND 2: 2 sc in each sc around. (8 sc)
RND 3: Sl st in next 6 sc, 1 hdc in last 2 sc, sl st in next st, fasten off leaving strand for sewing.

BIKINI TOP

With G hk, ch 12, 1 sc in 2nd ch from hk, 1 hdc in next ch, 3 dc in next, hdc in next ch, 1 sc in next, 1 sl st in next (center point of top), 1 sc in next ch, 1 hdc in next, 3 dc in next ch, 1 hdc in next, 1 sc in last ch.

BIKINI BOTTOM

ROW 1: With G hk and bright pink yarn, ch 2, 1 sc in 2nd ch from hk, ch 1, turn.
ROW 2: 2 sc in the sc, ch 1, turn.
ROW 3: 2 sc in 1st sc, 2 sc in last sc, ch 1, turn. (4 sc)
ROW 4: Work even on 4 sc, fasten off.

FINISHING
Sew boobies to finished body, being sure to place the two hdc made in the last 2 sts of rnd 3 at the TOP of your work. Sew bikini top to boobies, placing center sl st directly between them for centering top correctly. Make a long “X” shape over top of the boobies from one side to next in order to simulate straps for bikini top. Sew row 1 of bikini bottom at center of row 1 of body. Work 2 small straight sts on each side at top of bikini, to simulate bikini ties or as side extensions.

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  1. Step 1

    Step 1

    It may be easier to slip the koozie onto the beer bottle first, before sewing the body, boobies and bikini onto the koozie itself. This pic is the full view.

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Kitty

Kitty

20 Nov 16:01

omg thats awesome!!! I wish I knew how to read crochet patterns :(

Ria S.

Ria S.

20 Nov 16:23

This is so much fun!

Kathy S.

Kathy S.

20 Nov 17:24

Thanks, I did have lots of fun designing this pattern!

KMOM14

KMOM14

20 Nov 18:02

LOL. Besides being a fun redneck/gag gift, it would make a great gift for a bachelor party too.

KMOM14

KMOM14

20 Nov 18:02

LOL. Besides being a fun redneck/gag gift, it would make a great gift for a bachelor party too.

KMOM14

KMOM14

20 Nov 18:02

LOL. Besides being a fun redneck/gag gift, it would make a great gift for a bachelor party too.

bklyn D.

bklyn D.

21 Nov 04:44

I'm speechless... but in a good way.

Kathy S.

Kathy S.

21 Nov 17:42

That's funny,thanks!

Mellie Boo

Mellie Boo

25 Nov 17:44

I really love this! Great idea!

Mellie Boo

Mellie Boo

25 Nov 17:44

I really love this! Great idea!

tiffany b.

tiffany b.

09 Dec 08:11

So funny, i love this!! such an original idea :)

Nikki B.

Nikki B.

07 Feb 19:54

I made this in pink and made a little hook so it's easier to put on the bottle.
Now the guys won't steal my beer!

Nikki B.

Nikki B.

07 Feb 19:56

Oh---obviously I didn't add boobies to my pink cozy.....I might add a breast cancer awareness ribbon in white.

Kathy S.

Kathy S.

08 Feb 06:29

Thanks for all the comments, just love them all!

Kathy S. Posted By:
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November 20, 2009 14:51
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